Neil Amstrong.


When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first
walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous "one small
step for man, one giant leap for mankind" statement but
followed it by several remarks and the usual com traffic
between him, the other astronauts and Mission Control.

Just before he re-entered the lander, however, he made the
enigmatic remark "Good luck Mr. Gorsky."

Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark
concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut. However, upon
checking, there was no Gorsky in either the Russian or
American space programs. Over the years many people
questioned Armstrong as to what the "Good luck Mr.
Gorsky" statement meant, but Armstrong always just smiled.

Just last year, (on July 5, 1995 in Tampa Bay FL) while
answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up
the 26 year old question to Armstrong. This time he finally
responded. Mr. Gorsky had finally died and so Neil
Armstrong felt he could answer the question.

When he was a kid, he was playing baseball with a friend in
the backyard. His friend hit a fly ball which landed outside his
neighbor's bedroom window.

His neighbors were Mr. & Mrs. Gorsky. As he leaned down
to pick up the ball, young Armstrong heard Mrs. Gorsky
shouting at Mr. Gorsky, "Oral sex! You want oral sex?!
You'll get oral sex when the kid next door walks on the
moon!"

True story.

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